One Piece of Happiness

On a train: there is a beautiful woman, an old woman and three men. When going through the tunnel, there is a "little bit"! "dash!" resounded. The old lady thought, "The kids are so ugly now!", She thought, "How old are you to get kissed?" The first man thought, "I'm going through the tunnel behind me!" The second man thinks, "The one who kisses me is the one who broke my teeth!", and the third man thought, "Damn it, I know who he is and I smash my face!" !!! 

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One night we hear a voice from the house of the newlyweds Dino and White: 

Wife: Slowly he ...... 

Husband: What is it? I'm quiet! Let me go back.

V: Oh, that's lying ...... Ai! He again 

slipped ...... C: Then .... Face up ...... Then ...... This kind of hard to. 

V: Hurry up ......... So ..... Put it on ....... Huckle ......... !!!!!!!!! !! 

C: But I'm not scared !!!!!!!!!!! 

V: Just put in ....... What man that ............... 

C: How to? 

V: Play the picture with him bored .... I do not go to sleep ... 

guilty or not guilty ...

A teacher in the upstream to teach backward domain. Having taught for a few years, she and a nationalist love each other. In one time she did not manage herself, they were related. The village head told him to go to court under the law. "Why are you sleeping with your teacher?" He answered quickly: - Head of the text is wrong, I know with the teacher I do not sleep. "So why do you make her pregnant?" He asked. He thought for a moment and said: - I thought to kill the new guilty and make people also guilty? - ???